These campers do the right thing by dousing their campfire after use. Their reward: A hug from Smokey himself! Sorry, we only accept work mail accounts. Submit Already unlocked? Please check your email and click on the verify link — it will return you right back to this page with the data unlocked.
Sexy Girl Masturbating with TeddyBear
New Smokey Bear Digital-First Creative Highlights Lesser Known Wildfire Causes
Ok, he's a hyper-intelligent talking bear who can also read, write, use a shovel, and wear pants. Even though he could quite easily rip potential fire-starters limb from limb then wear their lower intestines as a hat, the unusually placid bear prefers to let kids do his work for him, and spends the majority of his time hanging out topless in park ranger stations or at the California State Fair see below. In fact, the only real labor anyone has seen him do since the late 50's is nail pictures of himself to trees, and occasionally lean on his shovel. It might not be much, but that's still technically more work than gets accomplished by the average state department of transportation employee. When brown bears develop the ability to wield hammers and mark their territory with full-color posters they printed up at Kinko's, we hairless ape-descendants had better use our big tasty frontal lobes to start looking for a way off this planet, before they figure out how to operate a deep-fat fryer. I t's bad enough these soldiers are about to die in a fiery inferno, the last thing they want to hear is a overly dramatic narrator's lame-ass pun. Love, Johnny Palmer, Mrs.
Smokey the Bear Song
Smokey Bear is an American campaign and advertising icon created by the U. His slogan changed to "Remember Although the U. Forest Service fought wildfires long before World War II , the war brought a new importance and urgency to the effort.
Smokey thinks Patty the cougar is a sexy beast, as the saying goes, but sex with her isn't perfectly safe even for him. He might get sucked in and digested if things got out of hand, after all. So when he's on a diet or especially in the mood for some cougar lovin' and happens to catch a female or maybe even male ne'er-do-well, it's off to visit with the cougress.