Much like zen masters can control their minds, an elite group of dudes is able to control something just as powerful: their farts. To the blind eye, farting appears to be a matter of chance. These five tried and true methods will put the odds of flatulence in your favor. Just like marathoners need a big breakfast on race day, you need the right fuel to make yourself fart.
Your Big Stinky Guide to the Fascinating History of Farts
For many years, Stink Bombs and Fart Spray have been the only stink prank products on the market. Now there is Liquid ASS. But first we need to break down the attributes of a perfect prank. Liquid Ass is the most authentic smelling ass product I have found. It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb.